Choose What You Want...#1

If Life Were This Easy, You Wouldn't Need Us...#2

The Top 6 Ways to Deny You Have a Problem with Aggression...#3

A Piece of Paper? Your Meal Ticket? Don't Take a Lifetime...#4

Find the Reason to Stay Home From School...#5

Sooner or Later Will, Will They Never Need School?...#6

Dropouts Needed for High Paying Jobs...#7

Choose Your Salary...#8

A Diploma is Just a Piece of Paper Worth $329,000...#9

Dropout May Afford 2/3 Place to Live...#10

Dropout May Afford 0 Cars...#11

Rejecting Free Education, Dropouts Reject $329,00 ...#12

Dropouts Lack Insurance and Sick Leave...#13

Dropouts Have Problems Understanding...#14

I'm Looking for the Lowest Paying Job I Can Find...#15

Dropouts May Not Earn Enough Money...#16

I Want Worst Paying Job...#17

I Hate Paid Vacations. Jobs Open to Dropouts...#18

Jobs Open to Dropouts are Disappearing...#19

I'd Rather Have a Job No One Else Wants...#20

Dropouts Are Often First Fired and Last Hired...#21

Teachers Are Lousy Mind Readers...#22

Teachers Don't Have Clones...#23

Teachers Are Not Machines...#24

Teachers Are Not Magicians...#25

Teachers Don't Have X-Ray Vision...#26

Teachers Don't Have Magic Wands...#27

Counselors Are the Heart of the School...#28

Alternative Ed. Because Everyone's Not the Same...#29

Special Ed. Because Everyone's Not the Same...#30

What to Wear to Drink and Drive...#31

Lose Your Car to the Man Who Wears the Star...#32

What Well-Dressed Drug Dealers Are Wearing...#33

Arise, Go Forth and Conquer...#34

Only 1 in 150,000 Guys Makes It Into the NBA...#35

Seeking Slacker to Nap to Noon...#36

If You're Rude, You're Our Dude...#37

Get Paid Great to Arrive Late...#38

Procrastination: The Longer You Wait...#39

Procrastination Here Today, Here Tomorrow...#40

No One Procrastinated Their Way to the Top...#41

Graduates Earn More Anybody Else...#42

Graduates Are First Hired, Last Fired...#43

Graduates Earn More Than Everybody Else...#44

Graduates Accept Free Education...#45

Health Insurance and Sick Leave...#46

Because They Finish School, Graduates...#47

Most Jobs Require a Diploma...#48

Most Grads Earn Enough...#49

Graduates Get the Best Jobs...#50

Graduates' Jobs Often Include Paid Vacations...#51

Most Jobs and the Military Require Diplomas...#52

Every Time You Earn a Diploma...#53

Thinking First Works Better Than Thinking Second...#54

What Not to Bring to School-- Bunny...#55

What Not to Bring to School-- Cig...#56

What Not to Bring to School-- Dog...#57

What Not to Bring to School-- Cell Phone...#58

What Not to Bring to Class Cell...#59

What Not to Bring to School-- Video Game...#60

What Not to Bring to School-- MP3...#61

What Not to Bring to School-- Spray Paint...#62

What Not to Bring to School...#63

Got Problems? Tell a Counselor-- Night...#64

Got Problems? Tell a Counselor-- Backpack...#65

Got Problems? Tell a Counselor-- Fist...#66

Got Problems? Tell a Counselor-- Unhappy Girl...#67

Got Problems? Tell a Counselor-- House...#68

Got Problems? Tell a Counselor-- Boy Hands...#69

Got Problems? Tell a Counselor-- Hands on Face...#70

List All the Jobs You Can Do With a Temper Like That...#71

Find Work with a Temper Like That...#72

Are You the Only One Who Can't See the...#73

Procrastination Never Accomplished Anything...#74

Silly Boys. Sports are for Girls-- Baseball...#75

Silly Boys. Sports are for Girls-- Snowboard...#76

Silly Boys. Sports are for Girls-- Football...#77

Silly Boys. Sports are for Girls-- Tennis...#78

Silly Boys. Sports are for Girls-- Helmet...#79

Silly Boys. Sports are for Girls-- Weights...#80

Silly Boys. Sports are for Girls-- Run...#81

Silly Boys. Sports are for Girls-- Kick...#82

Silly Boys. Sports are for Girls-- Basketball...#83

Silly Boys. Sports are for Girls-- Bike...#84

Silly Boys. Math is for Girls...#85

Silly Boys. Science is for Girls-- Board...#86

Silly Boys. Science is for Girls-- Book...#87

Silly Boys. Computers are for Girls...#88

Silly Boys. Diplomas are for Girls...#89

Big Bonus for Big Bully...#90

Bully Today, Bully Tomorrow-- Cry Baby...#91

Bully Today, Bully Tomorrow-- Your Mommy...#92

Bully Today, Bully Tomorrow-- My Briefcase...#93

Bully Today, Bully Tomorrow-- Coffee...#94

Bully Today, Bully Tomorrow-- Computer...#95

Bully Today, Bully Tomorrow-- Sit at Our Table...#96

Bully Today, Bully Tomorrow-- Beat Up...#97

Bully Today, Bully Tomorrow-- Say Mean Things...#98

Bully Today, Bully Tomorrow-- Employee Wearing...#99

Big Bullies of America...#100

Your Diploma. Now Worth $329,000-- Dreams...#101

Your Diploma. Now Worth $329,000-- Wallet...#102

Drinking Buddy-- Police...#103

Drinking Buddy-- Judge...#104

Party On...#105

Oh, The Places You'll Go-- Casket...#106

Oh, The People You'll Meet-- Doctor...#107

Oh, The Places You'll Go-- Ambulance...#108

Oh, The People You'll Meet-- Hospitalized Girl...#109

Oh, The Memories You'll Make-- Hands on Head...#110

Oh, The Memories You'll Make-- Cry...#111

Oh, The Places You'll Go-- Jail...#112

Oh, The Things You'll See-- Gravestone...#113

Oh, The Things You'll Do-- Handcuffs...#114

Oh, The People You'll Meet-- Police...#115

What Not to Bring to Class Video Game...#116

What Not to Bring to Class PDA...#117

Public Displays of Affection Movies...#118

No PDAs...#119

School Isn't Just for Dating Anymore...#120

No Cuddle Zone...#121

Crime Doesn't Pay But Diploma Does...#122

Who Else Wants $329,000?...#123

All You Need to Know Was in the Class You Missed...#124

Want to Know the Answers?...#125

Numbers Count. Can You?...#126

Drugs Now Legal. How Will Dealers Survive?...#127

All Jobs Now Require a Diploma...#128

Don't Want to Spend Life Flipping Burgers? Get a Diploma ...#129

Which Side of the Counter Do You Prefer?...#131

Say 30 Times: Do You Want Fries With That?...#132

Succeedies: Breakfast of Graduates...#132

Hospital Needs Doctor Immediately...#133

All Jobs Now Require Skills...#134

All Jobs Now Require Regular Drug Tests...#135

All Jobs Now Require Reading...#136

All Jobs Now Require Education...#137

All Jobs Now Require Math...#138

All Jobs Now Require Computer Skills...#139

All Jobs Now Require Writing Skills...#140

All Jobs Now Require Science...#141

All Jobs Now Require English...#142

All Jobs Now Require a Positive Attitude...#143

All Jobs Now Require On Time Attendance...#144

All Jobs Now Require People Skills...#145

Smoking, Tumor to Tomb...#146

Smoking, Tumor to Tomb...#146

Girl in the Mirror...#147

I Robot, You Unemployed...#148

Will Work for Electricity...#149

Succeedies: Breakfast of Graduates-- Boy...#151

Succeedies: Breakfast of Graduates-- Jump...#152

Chew, Your Lip Cancer Enhancer...#153

The More You Chew, the More Lip You Lose...#154

Which Would You Rather Kiss?...#155

Want to Trade Your Life for This?...#156

Don't Let Your Life Go Up in Smoke...#157

She's Wearing Eau de Ashtray...#158

How Big Will Your Tumor Be?...#159

The More You Smoke, the More You Choke...#160

Choose Your Symptoms...#161

She's Wearing Pretty in Phlem Lipstick...#162

Cap? Check. Gown? Check...#163

Your Phone Called...#163

If You're Always Chasing Your Tail...#164

The Same Power You Have to Destroy...#166

Even if You're Headed...#167

Ask Me How to Earn $329,000...#168

Less Than 1 in a Million Guys Get Into the NFL...#169

What Must Every NBA, NFL, MLB Player...#170

Teachers Should Be Called Bankers...#171

When You Absolutely-- Drink and Drive...#172

When You Absolutely-- Smoke...#173

When You Absolutely-- Chew Tobacco...#174

You Do the Math...#175

Dr. Tolley-Dog's Prescription...#176

Tolley-Dog Says--Dirty Job...#177

Tolley-Dog Ask...#178

Tolley-Dog Says--Scraps...#179

Secrets Bosses Never Tell...#180

True Secrets Bosses Never Tell...#181

Amazing Secrets Bosses Never Tell...#182

Insider Secrets Bosses Never Tell...#183

Read My Lips...#184

This is What Life is Like...Can't Read...#185

This is What Life is Like--Finish School...#186

This is What Life is Like--Learn Math...#187

This is What Life is Like--Without Computer Skills...#188

This is What Life is Like--Without Education...#189

This is What Life is Like--Without Diploma...#190

Keyboarding, The Most Important...#191

Keyboarding Skills = Jobs!...#192

Think Teachers Are Tough?...#193

What Never to Wear to School-- Man at Desk...#194

What Never to Wear to School-- Woman at Desk...#195

What Never to Wear to School-- Construction...#196

What Never to Wear to School-- Hospital...#197

What Never to Wear to School-- Hat...#198

What Never to Wear to School-- Slippers...#199

What Never to Wear to School-- Tank Top...#200

What Never to Wear to School-- Swimwear...#201

What Never to Wear to School-- Tiny Top and Shorts...#202

What Never to Wear to School-- Baggy Pants...#203

What Never to Wear to School-- Bare Stomach...#204

What Never to Wear to School-- Visible Underwear...#205

What Never to Wear to School-- Swear Words...#206

When You Absolutely-- Syringe...#207

When You Absolutely-- Pills...#208

When You Absolutely-- Bottles...#209

When You Absolutely-- Bottles and Syringe...#210

When You Absolutely-- Meth...#211

You're People Not Sheeple...#212

People Shouldn't Judge...#213

I Dunt Neeed to Use a Spel Checkr...#214

I Don't Brother to Use a Grammar Checker Every Dime...#215

I Need to Use a Gramma Checker to Poof My Work...#216

It Isn't Fare People Judge Other People Bye Grammar...#217

People Never Even Notice Grammatical Errors...#218

Got Problems? Tell a Social Worker-- House...#219

Got Problems? Tell a Social Worker-- Bedroom...#220

Got Problems? Tell a Social Worker-- Backpack...#221

Got Problems? Tell a Social Worker-- Anger...#222

Got Problems? Tell a Social Worker-- Girl...#223

I Want You for U.S. Army...#224

I Want You, Army, Navy, Marines...#225

All the Important Stuff Happens When You're in the Bathroom...#226

I Don't Teach While You Eat, Don't Eat While I Teach...#227

The French Revolution and French Fries Don't Belong Together...#228

French Horns and French Fries Don't Belong Together...#229

When You Absolutely-- Glass...#230

When You Absolutely-- Cans...#231

Give Your Brain the Night Off...#232

May Your Jail Time Be Short, May Your Fines Be Small...#233

When You Absolutely-- Bottles...#234

When You Absolutely-- Bottles and Cans...#235

I Want to Mess Up My Life...#236

A Message From the Universe-- Tell You...#237

A Message From the Universe-- Beer...#238

A Message From the Universe-- Beer and Alcohol...#239

A Message From the Universe-- Pills...#240

I Want to Destroy My Life...#241

A Drink Lasts a Few Minutes...#242

You'll Never Find What You're Looking For...#243

Boyfriends Come and Go, an STD is Forever...#244

Girlfriends Come and Go, an STD is Forever...#245

And They Lived Infected Ever After...#246

Got Problems? Tell a Teacher...#247

Got Problems? Tell an Adult...#248

When the Hand Goes Up, Mouth Goes Shut-- Female...#249

When the Hand Goes Up, Mouth Goes Shut-- Male...#250

Give Me 5...#251

Dear Students, This is What Not to Do in School... #253

What Not to Do in School... #254

Why Teachers Get Summer Vacation... #255

Our Task is to Provide an Education and Help...#256

Imagine You Here-- Health Care...#257

Imagine You Here-- Computer...#258

Imagine You Here-- Banking...#259

Imagine You Here-- Business Owner...#260

Imagine You Here-- Administrator...#261

Imagine You Here-- Health Care, Male...#262

Imagine You Here-- Health Care, Female...#263

Imagine You Here-- Youth Worker...#264

Imagine You Here-- Building...#265

Imagine You Here-- Public Safety...#266

Imagine You Here-- Technicians...#267

Imagine You Here-- Chef...#268

Imagine You Here-- Military...#269

Imagine You Here-- Helping Professions...#270

Imagine You Here-- Education, Male...#271

Imagine You Here-- Education, Female...#272

Imagine You Here-- Boss...#273